SUGAR – Never knew you, but apparently you were a vegetable, so I guess you didn't want to be here.
ETHAN – While you weren't exactly inactive, you were definitely the least active guy, so you needed to go first to give us a strong tribe (not that it worked out so well lmao).
FROSTI – You seemed great in the brief chat we had, but apparently you couldn't take the heat so you left. I wish you didn't quit, it put our tribe in an awful spot.
PENNER – Nobody can deny that you were a strong force in the early game, Penner! You seemed to be in charge, but I was your first target after Ethan, so I am glad the script flipped and you were voted out, otherwise I would be the one sitting where you are and maybe you'd be here in the Final Four instead.
JON – I don't know what to say. You did a LOT to help me in the early stages and you were the guy I got closest to. Then after the tribe swap you just quit, and I hate quitters, so I really don't know what else to say...
COACH – I really liked you Coach, and I think the tribe swap cost you as much as anybody else. You were a strong first Alpha and a strong player overall, but we were on the wrong side of the numbers at that point, and I'm glad it wasn't me.
NATALIE – The round when you went home was the first real victory the boys had in this game, and you would think it would've felt good, but in the short space of time we got to chat, you were a really cool girl and you seemed to have a lot of fight in you. I think you could have potentially made it really deep in the game without the twist that did you in.
KATHY – I was never on the same tribe as you, Kathy, and so I never got the chance to talk to you, which is naturally a shame. You seemed to be pretty strong in challenges though back on the original tribes, and I guess you could have thrived after the merge if you made it.
RICHARD – Richard, your vote was similar to Coach's. We all knew a guy was going home and I was glad to see it wasn't me, especially after my name was written down. You were great to talk to, though, especially about... well, Survivor lmao!
ALLIE – Allie girlfriend, you invited me on a date on the beach before I hooked up with Ashley but then you ditched me after three minutes! That was majorly awkward... I guess your mistake in the game was waiting too late to make a move, and ultimately other girls struck you before you could strike them.
GINA – Honestly the best memory I have of you, Gina, is the SOS Rescue Challenge where you made that INSANE picture! I was blown away and I knew we would win it before seeing the other tribe's one because it was spectacular. I hope you still don't think my head resembles a coconut, though...
ERICA – Apparently you are a hater of the beautiful incestual love that Ashley and I share. Perhaps you should find a family member and experience it for yourself before you judge us!!! But in all seriousness, you were really cool and another person who could have gone deeper in the game if it weren't for a game twist. You definitely are memorable though, that's for sure.
JEFRA – I think you were a little bit crazy, but I loved that about you. Saneness is overrated sometimes. You enjoyed a really strong spell as Alpha and I think you played one of the best pre-merge games, but then you were kinda left all alone towards the end, which was a disappointing way for your game to come to an end. Well played, though!
RUDY – Ronald, Rupert, Rebecca, whatever your name was, I think you definitely earned the title of “Most Entertaining”. You entertained me and everyone else and group chats were always more fun when you were in them.
I hope you had fun while you lasted, and thanks for taking your boot well. Sorry you went. You rock!
