Confessional 20-10-14

[Richard Hatch]

So it looks like my goose is cooked. :\ *shrugs*

I did talk to Ashley about the game. While she said she would like to work with me "if the votes are there", it's too late. Nadiya has also said that she likes me and would like to keep me around. Rudy seemed to be giving the impression that he'd wanna save me. But I haven't put forth the effort of getting to know majority of the players left in the game. This has by far been my worst performance and I am disappointed in myself for being so lazy at this game. 

On the other hand messing with Jefra is a lot of fun   I wish I could have done that more often. 

If I survive this vote I will be completely shocked. 

[Richard Hatch]

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[Richard Hatch]

260 POUNDS OF A JURY QUESTION



My vote is based on one simple criteria - I like to laugh. Make me laugh and you get my vote

But wait, here's how I want you to make me laugh. I am a fan of a TV show called "Whose line is it anyway". And they have a very funny skit called a Hoedown. 

I want each of you to re-structure your opening statement in the form of a hoedown. You may use the same talking points if you want or you can highlight something else, that choice is up to you. 

To help you out, here's a video of one complete hoedown

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And here's a transcript of said Hoedown (in case text helps)

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When I started dating, they say "You're insane"
"Wayne, why do you take your date stuffed in a plane?"
Because I know that a girl loves the way I go
And so if the date goes well, guess who'll be yelling "Geronimo!"

Well, I say skydiving's the best way to call it off
When you and your girlfriend have just had enough
And here's how you do it, no, don't think that I'm insane
You get up there, take her 'chute off, and kick her off the plane!

I jumped out of a plane, my parachute, it failed
All the blood rushed from me, my complexion paled
Everywhere you could hear my scared call
Luckily, all my urine broke my fall

I was skydiving when my parachute failed
I couldn't stop, I just sailed and sailed and sailed
But I looked around and I was no dummy
I survived because I landed on Drew Carey's tummy

chorus On Drew Carey's tummy!

If you don't want to answer this question, that's fine too. If all 3 of you don't answer it then  and I'll have to resort to random.org

Congratulations on making it to FTC. Have a good one.