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Post by erica on Sept 29, 2014 23:50:38 GMT
EPISODE I
”Hope you wins.”  Sup sluts? Who asked for some flavor in this sea of white rice? You didn't? Oh... well, too fucking bad because you are now stuck with me for the three rounds that it will take me to complete my amazing story-arc.
Many of you may know me as Bubba from last season, sup playas? But this time around, I am being forced to come in as a knight in shining armor and play as a chick. Which I suppose is alright, because this tribe is already eons more hilarious. Also, I am slightly more invested than last time, for the time being at least.
You see, once again I am not here to win the game. I am here to provide some entertainment, create a character and have fun. This time, however, I doubt that my pre-merge arc is gonna fail, since I have a one week vacay coming up. If I survive that though, then good for me, but the cast seems active, so I doubt that's gonna be the case.
Anyways, what is my master-plan? What amazing character am I gonna be? Well, as you guys know psycho was sent galloping, but neigh worries we are not out of crazy town yet! But the girls don't know that yet. You see, since this is my first round in the game I have to come in being this helpful, sassy, absolutely hilarious sista who seems completely normal, a huge sigh of relief after having to deal with the equine nightmare.
Alas, it's not that simple! As Erica in Fiji, I will make sure to prove I am a valuable member during the first round, make some friends, alliances, get myself settled. Then round 2 comes and holy shit I am gonna go crazy. I am gonna try to take charge in challenges, yell and go hysterical when we start losing. Basically it's gonna be like having two personalities: sweet Eri from Da Block, and then OMG!ERICA who is just super competitive, crazy, yelling power-hungry monster.
I doubt the girls [who seem smart] are gonna deal with me for a while. But I don't care either, I have a one week vacay coming up soon so I am here to be a memorable pre-merge boot. Second chances season anyone?! |
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Post by erica on Sept 30, 2014 1:30:08 GMT
Arrive late into the game + Dimwit for Alpha = Pass to final 16 without doing anything.
I would be absolutely livid if I was Natalie or Nadyia, they've been around longer than me and they didn't get picked for the challenge.
If I was Jefra I would have approached the new girl and been like "Listen, you are new, mind if you go in?" I was not gonna say no, like come on!
I can't believe I got here today and I am already safe, like I can't even.
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erica
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Post by erica on Sept 30, 2014 20:22:30 GMT
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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erica
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Post by erica on Oct 1, 2014 3:06:39 GMT
CAST ANALYSIS
 I actually like Ashley, she is fun, and she talks the most.
After the whole Danielle episode, she is VERY paranoid.
Which I find to be amusing, because I can use it for chaos.
If I was playing this long-term I would make an alliance with her.
I think she is gonna go far cause she has good social game...
 Allie is pretty okay. She is kinda basic, in all honesty. She is nice enough, but doesn't stand out. She is that under the radar player who picks a random pretty blonde to rep them. BORING! 
Gina is literally the bane of my existence. I had a conversation with her and it was SUPER boring. Granted, I might be biased because I recognize the SN. Truth be told, after being rigged out of the game he hosted there's no love there. She probably has other allies already, cause she tends to join with pre-games. BUT in reality, I am trying to not let my pre-hatred for her guide me. It's hard though because she is so dull.  Jefra is another basic person. She is the two-word conversation kinda gal. Jefra is CLEARLY not the smartest, which is to be expected. She DID pick Jefra as her FC in all reality.  I met Kathy today, and I REALLY liked her. She could keep up with conversation, & we a have similar sense of humor. Furthermore she picked Kathy who is SO underrated. TOTALLY #teamKathy  Nadiya is SO lulz. I am still trying to figure out if her english sucks, or it's an act. I am hoping for the second on cause it would make me <3 her. She is probs not gonna last, but she is hilarious meanwhile. She also thought Nadiya was Muslim and not AZN which OMG. 
Natalie is someone I could easily get to work with me... But I am not gonna bust my alias. I enjoy play-bickering with her, but I doubt the others will "get it". I hope that she can do good because I absolutely <3 her. But quite frankly, the others are super vanilla, so...  Oh hai! #firstboot Tho I would die laughing if she shows up, beasts the challenge and stays.  After doing this tribe analysis I just came to the realization that my tribe is not as good as I thought before typing this up. As a matter of fact I have come to realize how vanilla this tribe is. Including Ashley, who is nice, but super vanilla. We are like #teamBasic, and I bet the dudes are like #TeamCoolKids No surprises tho, most people who play chicks in ORG's are either vanilla or annoying/crazy. I OBVIOUSLY fall on category number two. Ugh, fuck this tribe already. |
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erica
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Post by erica on Oct 1, 2014 23:30:16 GMT
My life is literally complete.
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Post by erica on Oct 2, 2014 1:27:25 GMT
A sense of humor, perhaps?
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erica
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Post by erica on Oct 2, 2014 6:18:44 GMT
Anyone who encourages my OMG!Erica persona is my favorite person.
Congratulations Kathy!
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erica
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Post by erica on Oct 2, 2014 17:05:55 GMT
EPISODE I
”Hope you wins.” I guess I'll write a real confessional for a change... there has just not been a lot to talk about like for realsies. The girls are active, but they are never around, which is really disappointing because my time is running out, and I need to build enough relationships to either survive or make an impact when I leave as a pre-merge boot. Then again, I don't know if these chicks will get my sense of humor either, because in all reality the majority of them are super super dull. I thought Rich's posts were pretty funny, and they were all like "that was so dumb, no punchline" but then when Gina says she wants to go by VaGina the rest of the game to represent girl power... riot of laughter. Wasn't that a much more expected and less clever joke? I don't understand it. Maybe it is me who has an awful sense of humor but quite frankly I doubt it.
The fact that everyone is acting like we are this super all-mighty girl power tribe is also super annoying. I truly wish I had been able to replace one of the dudes, because there is nothing more annoying than a bunch of people who are not girls in real life talking about how girls are superior and having this fake ra-ra of vagina love. In reality most of them would cry if they saw a real vagina, so why are we proud again?
Okay, now, I KNOW tribe pride, I am an athlete. But we can preach TayTay superiority with other things and not something that we all know its fake, after all poll the tribe, you will realize that at least half are homosexual men. I know for a fact that at least 3 already are. But that is truly unimportant. The point is that we are acting like we are this amazing tribe and we barely speak, or maybe they barely speak to me. No one is online ever. Hopefully after this SUPER SLOW round from Hell people will pick it up once they realize they need to do something. I am also quite irritated by the extension because three people did not submit, like "da fuck?!"
Speaking of which, I am voting Natalie. Mostly as a warning and for lulz. In the real show Erica had an alliance and she still voted solo both her tribal councils which I find hilarious. Maybe in order to just fuck around with people I will use my vote as a warning of sorts. Who the fuck cares either way? I am not making merge. I can only hope past votes count for something because if I screwed up people's games with my random vote throwing I would die laughing. |
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Post by erica on Oct 2, 2014 19:34:07 GMT
Just realized Sugar can't vote, so my vote for Natalie is gonna look even better in the voting history.
I know it's super weird, but I love looking at voting histories and trying to figure out how each character would look to someone who didn't follow the game/season.
If Erica votes Sugar, then she looks like she was her ally and was trying to make Natalie leave [since Sugar can't self vote] then when we lose again and I go home, it's gonna seem like it was because of my alignment with Sugar rather than anything else.
PERFECTION.
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erica
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Post by erica on Oct 2, 2014 20:35:02 GMT
Thank you for doing your duty a million hours after so that results couldn't be posted this morning when the girls in Europe did theirs and before the host went to work. You clearly deserve some award for such sacrifice.
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erica
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Post by erica on Oct 3, 2014 7:04:09 GMT
EPISODE II
”I can't believe she called you a muslim...” So, your girl Ericunt just got herself an alliance. How perfect is that? And hold on, it's better, cause it's a 3 person alliance, just like the real Erica! AND AND we don't even have majority on the tribe, but I love it. It sucks that I have a vacay coming up because I am getting really into the game, and I am aligned with my favorite people, so if I go MIA I hope that they can either replace me or keep me safe. Anyways, my alliance is with Nadiya whose alias got spoiled to me by Natalie [and she happens to be a player I love, but I won't break my own, cause that's lame], and the other is Ashley who is the most active and fun. If Kathy was around more I would include her, but she is MIA so, BYEBETCH!
Anyways, Natalie concluded I was the one who voted for her, and because I used a pic of her sleeping on skype she realized it was me since I was an idiot and used a pic I put on fb. Oops. She said she was never gonna vote for me now, and I told her I was gonna vote for her every single round. So, I hope that she doesn't expect us to auto-align cause we know each other. Cause I am not here to win the game or anything, I don't even plan on making jury, though at this point I think it would be fun to keep playing for longer.
But ALAS one week vacay.
This is enjoyable tho, I am definitely already much more active than last season, which is funny cause I doubt I'd last as much as I did back then. Oops. BUT I hope people watching are enjoying watching me now that they don't have to deal with me being a cunt to them. Hi guys, I love you all <3
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Post by NaOnka on Oct 4, 2014 0:32:57 GMT
Bubalicous 2.0...this is clearly the only acceptable reason for you not being a viewer with ya girl Nay <3
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erica
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Post by erica on Oct 4, 2014 4:35:45 GMT
Welcome to cheaterville, population: Allie.
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Post by erica on Oct 4, 2014 7:47:10 GMT
EPISODE II
”I can't believe she called you a muslim...” First off, shout out to my girl Nay because we are sisters from another mister, period.
I literally hate my tribe, half of them are inactive, and the other half are annoying. I like Nadiya and Ashley. Then I like Kathy and Natalie but they are barely active. Quite frankly at this point I am ready to commit social suicide and vote out Allie/Jefra/Gina just because they are awful. The challenge is a really good one, it's NOT hard but these chicks keep whining about how hard it is. And quite frankly it was not easy, wanna know why? Cause our alpha is a moron, it's not even that she does not know proper english, but she is truly very simple minded. Like she could not figure out how to start the challenge, or even tell me when she posted, eventually she got the hang of it. But come the fuck on!
Then Gina is NOT funny, but she tries really hard, and she is dull. And Allie basically offered to cheat... like da fuck?! Then she said she didn't think it was cheating, but if the instructions state each person has to do one part of the challenge, then if we do Kathy's part that is OBVIOUSLY cheating, especially when you suggest they photoshop their AIM list. Like seriously. Stop.
I showed Ashley the convo and it made her super uncomfortable too, which gives me hope that we might be able to vote Allie out first. Sadly for everyone involved I am starting to get involved in this game, and I no longer wanna be pre-juror, because I wanna fuck the girls over and just have fun. But maybe next season can be my season. This time my vacay has me doomed. Damn me for liking this more than I should. But it's a good game, and I have an objective in mind.
I also want to let everyone know I DID freak out during the challenge, and was super OTT, but all these bitches were so flawed already that I took a step back and just let the train-wreck continue. Next time though, it's time for balls to the walls, I just need to have a position where it's easier to mess up than going for puzzle pieces. Maybe I'll ask to be in the puzzle next. Cause we need to start wedding these ignorant hoes out of this island. Also, can Jefra NOT get a token if the guys lose because Frosti was a little cunt?
I request a mutiny, I wanna play with the dudes! |
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erica
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Post by erica on Oct 6, 2014 9:56:55 GMT
Jefra needs to quit being alpha, at this rate she is gonna be immune until the finals.
Can we stage a coup please?
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